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[gordianknot]

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[unknowntodeath]

[he should have left the attack goats out, huh.]

Oh, they are infamous for eating all socks. Ever had sock pair missing one of them? Attack Goats. They're larger than men, but luckily for us they only eat socks. But they get really ferocious about it! Might even destroy your home.

[gordianknot]

I do not wear socks

[unknowntodeath]

To fight the Attack Goats, you need to purchase a sock collection then. Preferrably bright and fancy looking sock so they can find them easier.

[gordianknot]

I would like to try Camelot's fashion, so that is no problem. Anything else?

[unknowntodeath]

Then you don't send this message forward and wait. They will find you, I guarantee it. It happened to one person already 😱

[There is an image of a (clearly) photoshopped Goat eating a sock with red eyes.]

[gordianknot]

In that case, I will look forward to slaying them!