This e-mail is wicked-cool! It was started by Merlin to test his e-mail tracking system because, you know, a big Technomancer like Merlin always sends important new apps out over the internet to be available to any moron who can operate a phone, right? Plus, they have formed a secret merger with ElphameCorp., who has agreed to give up millions of dollars in revenue by giving everyone who reads this e-mail, passes it on, looks at it, knows someone that looked at it, or is related to someone who is a friend of someone who looks at it A FREE, ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TRIP to ElphameLand or EndOfTheWorldPark! So pass this on to everyone you know that is gullible enough to believe this (or not)! Even if its not true, hey- insulting all of your friends by implying that they are gullible by sending this to them is worth the improbable chance that you could go to ElphameLand! Even if you lose all of your friends because they are tired of receiving this kind of junk from you, its worth the chance, right? And just for good measure, if you dont send this on, Merlin will send its specially trained attack-goats to pilfer your house and eat all of your socks, SO SEND IT ON!!!!!
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You wanted to speak with me, Your Majesty?
Ikusaba
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